nopanty:

now sit on me…

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pinktrickle:

hand in the cookie jar

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cjisfasinating: grinder hair clip scissors pen safetypin pay stubs a toothpick flosser

darklamb:

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styro:

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missbhavens:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?

US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

Embarrassingly, it’s a bottle of Wen. Maybe I can condition the zombies to (re)death?

It’s gonna just be me and a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos.  I have a feeling I’m not going to be making it…

A blanket. I can cuddle them back to the grave.

Kleenex, an xbox controller and a one-eyed dog.  I’m super-duper fuxxored.

glass of wine, tin of hairbands, an iphone.  It’s fine, I don’t need to survive it. 

A MILKStudios pen and 2 rolls of artists tape! I will tape them up and stab them in the neck with the pen!

#gifsofmyself

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#picsofmyself

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